You Can't Bedazzle Your Yarmulke and Expect to Be Subtle About It

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how have you been lately?


You look so beautiful in that dress, but I don’t care that you’re with her
Every now and then I take a second guess but I doubt that it would work
Cuz you and me, we got history, but not like that at all
So every now and then I take a second guess but it drops and I let it fall

I didn’t know what was coming to me when we pulled up to her house
Along the lake with the dozens of people aimlessly milling about
With one exception, your friends were delightful, we got along just fine
I think I can relax and enjoy this ride through your town on the seaside

The sequins are blinding and the view is amazing, yeah, it’s everybody's wedding night
I see her glaring from across the room, let’s try and avoid a fight
Two A.M., we’re all drunk on exhaustion, so let the music play
Slowly fade into a carefree fog, recharge and greet the day

I think your soul
Is in need of some answers
I hope I’m wrong,
But if not, I hope you find them

You looked so beautiful in that dress, now I hope that you’re alright
I just wanna thank you once again for the best night of my life


from satan's tears taste like coffee milk, released May 26, 2016



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